{"id":163,"date":"2007-06-14T10:09:43","date_gmt":"2007-06-14T05:09:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.weatheredwind.org\/notes\/?p=163"},"modified":"2007-06-14T10:10:25","modified_gmt":"2007-06-14T05:10:25","slug":"riders-manual-for-blr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.weatheredwind.org\/notes\/?p=163","title":{"rendered":"riders manual for blr"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Theorem 1. Cattle Theory : Treat everything else as cattle without exception.<br \/>\ncorollary 1. No matter how much you honk cattle won&#8217;t move.<br \/>\ncorollary 2. Law of displacement of objects is equally ignored by the subjects.<\/p>\n<p>Theorem 2. Nothingness : There is nothing behind you, once you pass everything infront of you.<br \/>\ncorollary 1. Whatever sound comes from the backside of ears will not reach your inside of the ears.<\/p>\n<p>Theorem 3. Unlimited dimension : There is no certain way of telling from which direction there will not be any attack on your vehicle.<br \/>\ncorollary 1. Physics will have to find new mathematics to calculate the total available dimensions available for your vehicle not to move in any improbable yet not so impossible direction.<\/p>\n<p>Theorem 4. There is a new day everyday : (also known as reminder theorem) All the things mentioned above are rigorously monitored by subjects and updated without prior notice without exception.<br \/>\ncorollary 1. Leave your logic and sense at your own risk, whereever you want to leave them. Aliens and alien matters are treated with equal ignorance.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Theorem 1. Cattle Theory : Treat everything else as cattle without exception. corollary 1. No matter how much you honk cattle won&#8217;t move. corollary 2. Law of displacement of objects is equally ignored by the subjects. Theorem 2. Nothingness : There is nothing behind you, once you pass everything infront of you. corollary 1. Whatever [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.weatheredwind.org\/notes\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.weatheredwind.org\/notes\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.weatheredwind.org\/notes\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.weatheredwind.org\/notes\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.weatheredwind.org\/notes\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=163"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.weatheredwind.org\/notes\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.weatheredwind.org\/notes\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.weatheredwind.org\/notes\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.weatheredwind.org\/notes\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}